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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

Usually seen = Dancing like a prick, singing loudly, pulling stupid faces, drinking cider, playing with make up, sticking my tongue out

Or like this:



Or all of the above.



Likes: Mash, optimism, snuggles, poker, Harry Potter, pro plus, tea, seaside, candyfloss, fun fairs, the beach, swimming, glitter, shiny things, Chris Moyles, walking, £1 a pint, strawberries, peaches, muffins, poi, honesty, Welsh things, Llangollen, singing, blue and red, blue eyebrows, bells, butterflies, music notes, tattoos, my tongue, colour co-ordination, holding hands, keeping a diary, comfortable silences, spontaneity, shaved heads, face wipes, squidgey bums, hip bones, collar bones, romance, reading in bed, chicken skin, slipping into Liverpool accent, paraffin, country parks, National Trust, Natural History, calling people “pickle”, Metallica, camping, vodka blindness, red shoes, Soho jeans, Duracell, Freddie Mercury, GOSH, Take That, hard rain, James McAvoy, Paul Bettany, Barry M, my Unlimited cinema card, showers, cider, steak, making lists, flamingos, boobs, football, Manchester United, painting, Kandinsky, Jackson Pollock, Saturday mornings, Prague, Barcelona, John Galliano, Dior, Pat McGrath, MAC, birthday cards, pound presents, looking at old photographs, inspiration bursts, bargains, drinking outside, The Lord Nelson pub, Woolacombe, Banksy, “I saw this and thought of you”, Alton Towers, day trips, old pianos, canals and narrow boats, rubber ducks

Dislikes: Council tax, pessimism, arrogance, selfishness, cheese, the colour orange, b*tchy ex’s, back pain, taxes, “you don’t sound Welsh”, Jack Daniels, craving Menthol cigarettes, staplers, back biting, feeling sick, tequila, lack of money/debt, lies, wasps, "in jokes", confrontation, bingo, "prolapsed", being indecisive, being told girls can't like football, racism, homophobia, assumptions, ignorance, grudges, bills, narrow/closed minded people, polystyrene, moving house, unsettledness, anticipation, debts, strops, uncertainty, handling raw meat, sunburn, dirty toilets, broken fingers, most American comedy, Arsenal FC, Virgin Media, pigeons, empty threats, ticking from watches/clocks, being tickled, having water on my face, biting my nails, uneven eyebrows


Yes, it is friends only, so if you would like to be added, comment and I shall consider it. I only usually add people I've met or know rather well, so please don't be offended if I don't add you back. You're not missing out on too much :)

"Mummy said, 'If you've nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.'"